i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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