I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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