Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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