Your dad touched me again.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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