I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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