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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
