Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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