can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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