Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You can't just leave with hair like that
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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