Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
