I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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