Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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