Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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