i would punch a child for taco bell
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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