and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Blood and glitter go together right?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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