Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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