Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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