You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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