I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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