Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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