i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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