Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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