The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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