We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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