she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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