I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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