Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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