I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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