Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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