This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
No subtext here. People are naked.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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