It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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