I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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