38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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