well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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