we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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