I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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