I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she smelled like a LAN party
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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