Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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