Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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