I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dicks are not precious.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Will exercising make me less horny?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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