id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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