We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Randomize
