Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
