I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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