Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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