Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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