I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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