You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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