It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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