but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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