I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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