Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
