I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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