im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
smell my finger.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
we should paint friendship bongs
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