babies were throwing up all over the place
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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